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**nAIm** · 09.03.2008, 16:49

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Sent: 2008/03/09 09:26:34
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Subject: Please help me to settle this question

>I discussed a question with a friend of mine and we couldn´t answer the
question. Thats an seroius Problem i suck at Poker right now because all
concentration focuses on this single question.
>
>If Chuck Norris and Jesus would get in a fight, who will win? I mean Chuck
Norris kicks ass. When he does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s
pushing the Earth down. But on the other side, Jesus is the man, i mean he
can turn water to wine and has all this "Son of God" stuff.
>
>Can you guys help me out?
>
>Thanks, really would appeciate it.
>

Hello *****,

Thank you for your email.

First of let me say 'LOL'.

Ok now Jesus can work miracles, however he is not perceived as being
violent. Without seeming to sacrilegious in this email, turning water into
wine does really help you in a fight. I mean theoretically Jesus could just
turn Chuck Norris into a piece of paper and just rip him to shreds. Now, in
saying that, this is not something that Jesus would do, as his powers are
used to help people, not for something as trivial as a fight.

Now, Chuck Norris, yeah he is the man in his movies. Most of his movies are
B movies I might add, so he woops ass against the people he fights in his
movies, often because he directs them. He is a martial arts legend in his
own right (and mind lol). So on that basis he is the man.

So, if Jesus and Chuck Norris got into a fight, you can speculate on who
would win, due to their 'powers'. However, my argument would be that if a
fight did occur between the two, I doubt that Jesus would fight back, he
would most likely take it on the chin as he is not the violent type. So
Chuck Norris would win, I think a more interesting fight would be someone
like Chuck Norris versus Jet Li, they both have significant martial arts
skills, one is fast, the other powerful (Li and Norris respectively). Maybe,
you want to think about that one.

Please do not hesitate to email us if you have any questions or requests in
the future and we would be happy to take care of them for you.

Regards,

SimonD
PokerStars Support Team