Die größten Donks

[aXXit]

Zitat von hasch-poker

Bin zwar grad völlof hackem aber mein Taxifahrer gehört zu den größten donks! Dieser spaßt! Lol! Naja , ich sagte irgendwann zu ihm nach ner eig ganz netten untehaltung,:" der abend kostet mich einiges mehr als erwartet! "(taxi35€) er hat mich nur angepampt, "bla soll ich dich gleich hhier raussetzen oder was!, wenn du kein geld hast" Naja, ich sagte ihm das das grad sein trinkgeld ewar! Hätte ihmn 40 gegeben udn das hab ich auch gesagt, ab da tats ihm dann iwi leid! Naja so hab ich genau 35,50€bezahlt! und er wird das letzte mal die finanzen eines "Pokerprofis" (hab ich auch vorher erzählt<) angezweifelt haben!!! loooooooool!

Soorry! bin etwas breit

OMG LOL. Und sogar noch brav editiert im Nachhinein (was eigentlich?)

Post of the month

[Duddel]

lol besoffen im Board rumsurfen is zu geil

funny Story hasch, schon ein Donk der Taxifahrer lol.

[hasch-poker]

Zitat von aXXit

OMG LOL. Und sogar noch brav editiert im Nachhinein (was eigentlich?)

Anführungszeichen und Klammersetzung! LOL

[smartmonk]

Full Tilt Poker Game #8030333774: $24 + $2 Sit & Go (61068159), Table 3 - 500/1000 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:30:03 ET - 2008/09/11
Seat 1: brcmeyers (18,921)
Seat 3: dooooooww (9,819)
Seat 4: evilsmile (7,600)
Seat 5: AdKd (9,043)
Seat 6: Vandenbudenmeyr (6,779)
Seat 7: rileymorton (8,968)
Seat 9: toobluetoo (6,370)
brcmeyers posts the small blind of 500
dooooooww posts the big blind of 1,000
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dooooooww [ ]
evilsmile has 15 seconds left to act
evilsmile folds
AdKd folds
Vandenbudenmeyr folds
rileymorton folds
toobluetoo folds
brcmeyers calls 500
dooooooww raises to 3,000
brcmeyers calls 2,000
*** FLOP *** [ ]
brcmeyers bets 6,000
dooooooww raises to 6,819, and is all in
brcmeyers calls 819
dooooooww shows [Qd Kd]
brcmeyers shows [ ]
*** TURN *** [9c Qs 9s] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [9c Qs 9s ] []
dooooooww shows two pair, Queens and Nines
brcmeyers shows a full house, Fours full of Nines
brcmeyers wins the pot (19,638) with a full house, Fours full of Nines
dooooooww stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19,638 | Rake 0
Board: [9c Qs 9s 4c 4d]
Seat 1: brcmeyers (small blind) showed [4h Ah] and won (19,638) with a full house, Fours full of Nines
Seat 3: dooooooww (big blind) showed [Qd Kd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 4: evilsmile didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: AdKd didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Vandenbudenmeyr didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: rileymorton didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: toobluetoo (button) didn't bet (folded)

[Schnen]

[x] 1-2 Teddy

[Duddel]

LOL, was war das, Slowplay oder Angst?

No Limit Holdem Tournament
$33.00+$1.50
PokerStars
2 players
Converted at weaktight | fold when you know you're beat

Stacks:
Hero (1320)
BB (1680)

Blinds: 15/30

Pre-flop: (45, 2 players) Hero is BTN J Q
Hero raises to 90, BB raises to 150, Hero calls 60

Flop: T 7 8 (300, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: 2 (300, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: 9 (300, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 200, BB calls 200

Final Pot: 700
BB shows: 8 8
Hero shows: J Q

Hero wins 700 ( won +350 )
BB lost -350

[aXXit]

No Limit Holdem Tournament
$33.00+$1.50
2 players
Converted at weaktight | fold when you know you're beat

Stacks:
BTN Dynemaik88 (1030)
BB Hero (1970)

Blinds: 10/20

Pre-flop: (30, 2 players) Hero is BB T A
Dynemaik88 calls 10, Hero raises to 80, Dynemaik88 raises to 140, Hero calls 60

Flop: 2 K 7 (280, 2 players)
Hero checks, Dynemaik88 checks

Turn: J (280, 2 players)
Hero checks, Dynemaik88 checks

River: Q (280, 2 players)
Hero checks, Dynemaik88 goes all-in 890, Hero calls 890

Final Pot: 2060
Hero shows: T A
Dynemaik88 shows: 2 7

Hero wins 2060 ( won +1030 )
Dynemaik88 lost -1030

[smartmonk]

Full Tilt Poker Game #8152350036: $24 + $2 KO Sit & Go (62012811), Table 4 - 100/200 - No

Limit Hold'em - 13:27:54 ET - 2008/09/20
Seat 1: dooooooww (1,515)
Seat 2: farben-0 (2,435)
Seat 3: ILuvThisDealer (3,320)
Seat 4: JJ_Quattro (9,680)
Seat 5: Salleh (10,552)
Seat 6: athelawa (5,582)
Seat 7: speed-no1 (4,514)
Seat 9: fourfou4 (2,935)
dooooooww posts the small blind of 100
farben-0 posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dooooooww [ ]
ILuvThisDealer folds
JJ_Quattro folds
Salleh folds
athelawa folds
speed-no1 calls 200
fourfou4 folds
dooooooww raises to 800
farben-0 folds
speed-no1 calls 600
*** FLOP *** [ ]
dooooooww bets 715, and is all in
speed-no1 calls 715
dooooooww shows [9s Ac]
speed-no1 shows [ ]
*** TURN *** [4d Js As] []
*** RIVER *** [4d Js As 3d] []
dooooooww shows a pair of Aces
speed-no1 shows a flush, King high
speed-no1 wins the pot (3,230) with a flush, King high
dooooooww stands up
farben-0 stands up
ILuvThisDealer stands up
JJ_Quattro stands up
Salleh stands up
athelawa stands up
speed-no1 stands up
fourfou4 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,230 | Rake 0
Board: [4d Js As 3d 2d]
Seat 1: dooooooww (small blind) showed [9s Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: farben-0 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: ILuvThisDealer didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: JJ_Quattro didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Salleh didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: athelawa didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: speed-no1 showed [Td Kd] and won (3,230) with a flush, King high
Seat 9: fourfou4 (button) didn't bet (folded)

[aXXit]

Zitat von smartmonk

Pokerhand

[ ] gut gespielt

[ ] Raise preflop
[x] Shove preflop

[P0kerF4ce87]

Zitat von aXXit

No Limit Holdem Tournament
$33.00+$1.50
2 players
Converted at weaktight | fold when you know you're beat

Stacks:
BTN Dynemaik88 (1030)
BB Hero (1970)

Blinds: 10/20

Pre-flop: (30, 2 players) Hero is BB T A
Dynemaik88 calls 10, Hero raises to 80, Dynemaik88 raises to 140, Hero calls 60

Flop: 2 K 7 (280, 2 players)
Hero checks, Dynemaik88 checks

Turn: J (280, 2 players)
Hero checks, Dynemaik88 checks

River: Q (280, 2 players)
Hero checks, Dynemaik88 goes all-in 890, Hero calls 890

Final Pot: 2060
Hero shows: T A
Dynemaik88 shows: 2 7

Hero wins 2060 ( won +1030 )
Dynemaik88 lost -1030

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Limp/3bet mit 27o. Gefloppte 2 Pair zwei mal behind checken, um dann, wenn man hinten liegt, nen 3x overbet shove rauszuhauen - genial!